The Sexiest Vampire

OK, obviously, this is a Twilight parody. Over the years, vampires have somehow transformed from disgusting, horrible creatures of pure evil to teen heartthrobs. I thought it would be funny to make a fake movie trailer where Bella fell in love with the vampire from Nosferatu. Lacking the skills or resources to pull it off in video form, I worked it into a comic format, instead.

Also, for the record, I realize the movie (and presumably the book) sort of addressed the issue of Edward's enrollment in high school despite his (*ahem*) advanced age. But, I made this before I'd ever bothered watching the movie, and anyway, the explanation still struck me as a bit silly.